February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Watchaglassslipper:
wanderlustsatan:
a-deena:
ccaptainoats:
calanmalik:
Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
witchcraft.
she could speak the english language backwards and no one would know what she was saying.
HOW
WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
“oh crappers”
anyway. WHAT.
huh
